Ich wollte mir eigentlich eine runterholen aber nach der Einleitung musste ich mir so einen ablachen das es dann vorbei war
Mazulmaran1 year ago
Whack-a-mole using your Dick, duck-tape feather duster/or light broom onto Dick, proceed. in place of moles, use goes of cabbage or puny pillows packaged in a T-shirt or cushion case.If all else fails, fuck 'whack-a-mole and just dip your Dick into a jar of mayonnaise (Preferably room temperature let sit for 5 mins, use feather duster on your nips, finger asshole and repeat as needed or until you pass out. (Bottle of Jack Daniels or Jameson Irish whiskey very recommended)
Daik1 year ago
the fresh sound it makes when you like someones comment is soooo creepy! xD